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Cheekyvincent

Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Location: Pres de Londres
Job: Occupied

Heroin Test Results: Positive Reason: Poppy seeds...

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
11/16/06

Level: 18
Aura: Evil

Rank: Staff Sergeant
Blams: 1,392
Saves: 4,787
Rank #: 787

Exp. Points: 3,270 / 3,600
Exp. Rank #: 6,327
Voting Pow.: 5.96 votes

BBS Posts: 3,045 (4.06 per day)
Flash Reviews: 74
Music Reviews: 1
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

I FUCKING FOUND THE LIST OF WI/HT SPAMMERS! ITS HERE

If you are looking for my FAQ; don't shit yourself- its here

"The Wi/Ht forum is now a post count +1 shit hole/ General Forum II that has been overrun by idiots" Do you agree? Give reason for your answer ."
(I have done this like a GCSE RS Question!)

Well, the Wi/Ht forum is officially (to me, and some other people) a post count +1 Spammy Shit hole. Theres new people, WHICH I DON'T mind, however, what annoys me is that 50% of these are just alts, what are THEY FOR? you want to ask yourself- well, I answer, the primary use of them is for: "TO MAKE ABUSIVE REVIEWS SO THEY CAN FLAG THEM FOR WHISTLE POINTS AND LOOK LIKE A BLOODY HERO". Isn't this sad? People are doing this for what? a 20 point lead or so in whistle points? well wow! your bloody amazing aren't you?

And the MAJORITY (there are some sensible new people) of these IDIOTS go on to the other help threads and put USELESS things. Example:

Question: Where can I find this preloader?
Answer is given, but it is a self made one the person wants, and some IDIOT comes along and says "I want that one too", HOW IS THIS HELPFUL, IF YOU WANT IT, WAIT, WHAT DOES THAT DO? and this person tha tsays this is probably someone who has no flash ability, doesn't even know what flash is and; signed up 10 minutes ago. How helpful is this? very...

The rage's topic is another place full of shit. Open the page before last, then open the page say, 400, do you notice a difference? Well, YES, because, in page 400, there wasn't some RETARD saying:

"At 12/12/07, Cheekyvincent wrote:
: Theres 10 here
I FLAGGED ALL OF THEM
: Theres 1 or 2 here
I ALSO FLAGGED THEM
: Goldmine
WOW I TRIED TO FLAG THEM BUT THEY WERE ALL GONE [well thank god for that]
: there might be a few here
THEY WERE ALL GONE THERE WERE HARDLY ANY THERE"

that is so helpful, and, thats how it gets 20+ pages in the space of 10 hours.

Theres also tonnes of idea topics, and the stupid, not working idea thats been rejected more times then George Bush has declared war on Iran. And, they always are 'revamped' THE IDEA IS A FAIL- AN EPIC FAIL AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER, FACE IT, THERE WILL BE NOT FUCKING EDIT BUTTON ON THE BBS, and, 2 days later, it comes on again... and again and again.

Theres also one certain user; who, whenever, there is a topic on a topic, he puts a link to his shitty newspost.... These users aren't JUST new users- there are some who have over 1,500 posts. It really surprises me.

Please, put your views and don't just put "I agree". Also, if you disagree, don't just put "Cheekyvincent, your a bloody asshole" though it is true, you should just give a reason.

Causes
Some may be wondering, why might some idiot want to do this shit? I think there could be many reasons, including: attention, attention, attention, attention and attention. But, the main reason could be:

WHISTLE POINTS

yes, the storm, is in the Rage topic, what is the rage topic for? WHISTLE POINTS, what do all these idiot's complain of? WHISTLE POINTS. What do all these silly ideas point to? another way to earnWHISTLE POINTS. A classic is the "I think we should flag forum threads to get WHISTLE POINTS" most recent: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/82 2910

another plan to get more WHISTLE POINTSbecause they fauk at reviews, and another idea to create alts.

Super Mega BONUS Section... again
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NG FAQ- re-design

Posted by Cheekyvincent Sep. 8, 2007 @ 4:49 PM EDT

Cheekyvincent's unAMAZING FAQ
Thanks to- the following people for help in PMs and comments:

- kidray76
- LordZeebmork
- Zendra
- Rucklo
- Jercurpac
- ramagi
- UberBarista
- Jonas
- aldlv
- Sir-Nuts
- deckheadtottie
- Joe
- absent
- Kirk-Cocaine

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Breaking News (not really, still)

Jonthomson and theshrike have been demodded

Also, I REFUSE TO ADD AN ALT IN THE MOD LIST
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Please comment on how bad this is or PM me or email me at Cheekyvincent@hotmail.com

TIP: For quick navigability, next to the subject, there will be a number, Press Ctrl+ F on your keyboard and type the number in, press enter, and you should be there, if you aren't press enter until you see it...

Contents

Section 1- General Account Stuff
1.1 How to delete your account
1.2 How to change your username
1.3 Where to add Portal Buddies
1.4 Where is my Batting Average
1.5 What is your Batting Average
1.6 Can I earn more then 10 exp. per day?
1.7 What is a vagrant and how can I turn into an NG user?
1.8 What do the auras mean?
1.9 How does one obtain yellow aura
1.10 When are the NG Holidays?
1.11 What is the NG Font?
1.12 My Flash got deleted, but it was over 1.60, why?

Section 2 Userpages
2.1 Can't Access User Page Layout or Other Favorites what do I do?
2.2 Userpage Images (including banners)
2.3 How do I Have an Icon that replaces your level icon?
2.4 When I try to Put my News Post on the Front Page, the link doesnt work, why?

Section 3- Reviews, Chain Mail and Whistle Points
3.1 Why isn't my whistle level going up?
3.2 I've got tonnes of Chain Mail... What can I Do?
3.3 I've Seen Tonnes of Chain Reviews. What do I do?
3.4 I posted Chain Mail in reviews, I dont want to be banned forever, What Do I do?
3.5 How do I see my reviews?
3.6 My review just got deleted, but it isn't abusive- why did it get deleted then?
3.7 What is an Abusive Review?
3.8 How does one Acquire Whistle Points?
3.9 How many Flags are required for a review to be deleted?

Section 4- Ideas and Icons
4.1 I can't submit icons. Why?
4.2 I Have the World's most AMAZING IDEA for NG, what do I do?

Section 5- The Audio Portal
5.1 I Just Submitted to The Audio Portal, Why Hasn't it Appeared?
5.2 What Software Do I Used to Make Audio?

Section 6- The BBS
6.1 What are the BBS Rules?
6.2 A BBS topic just disappeared... why?
6.3 What is a Forum Signature?
6.4 Where can I add a Sig
6.5 I Just made the World's Most Awesome Animated Sig, why can't I upload it?
6.6 What is a Spam Topic?
6.7 I have changed my sig, but it hasn't changed, why?
6.8 How do I Make words Gray in my Posts in The BBS?
6.9 What are the Lists in the Wi/Ht Forum?

Section 7- Administrators, Moderators and Bots
7.1 Who are the Administrators?
7.2 Who are the BBS Moderators?
7.3 Who are the Review Moderators?
7.4 Who are the Audio Moderators?
7.5 Who are the Icon Moderators?
7.6 Who are the Bots and what do they do?

Section 8- Links recognised By Cheekyvincent to be Helpful

Section 1- Account Stuff in General

1.1 How to Deleted Your Account
You cant- just log out and never return

1.2 I wanna change my Username
You can't Link

1.3 Where can I add Portal Buddies?
[09/10/07 update]Do it here

1.4 Where is my Batting Average
Yor batting average can be found by searching your NG username (or whoever's NG account you want to find out) by searching on the top search bar (next to the tank at the top of the page)

1.5 What is your Batting Average
The FAQ is wrong so there you go- Your Batting Average is your top 3 scoring Flash's average. i.e. A user's top 3 are submission scores are 3.00 3.50 and 3.20. These are added together and divided by 3 to get a batting Average. So 3.00+3.20+3.50= 9.70
9.70/3= 3.23.

1.6 Can I get more than 10 Exp. a Day
No, just the 10 after you make a userpage- you could have earned more in the past by introducing users BUT it was abused so SCREW THOSE FAGGOTS

1.7 Whats a Vagrant and How do you turn into a NG User
A Vagrant is someone without a profile (in the old Newgrounds). now, on the BBS page, there is no link when you click the link. So, you have to copy and paste/type in tit like this:

<insert username>.newgrounds.com

replace "<username>" with the user's NG username. You can change from a vagrant to a Newgrounds User by adding something here (how many is unknown- General Information)

1.8 What do the Auras Mean?
It means you like a colour:
Light means you like blue
Neutral means you like green
Dark means you like grey
Evil means you are like red
Fab (short for fabulous) means you like pink

Before the re-design, and even before that, your aura meant your voting habits.

1.9 How does one obtain yellow aura?
You need to become a moderator- any- Forum, Review, Audio OR Icon Moderator

1.10 When are the NG Holidays
There are two types- one that are one-off, others which are annual-

Annual
"Star Day: April 23rd
Pico Day (also known to some as TomFulp day): April 30th
Lock Day: May 26th
Glock Day: July 18th
Kitty Day: July 25th (first time this year)
Clock day: August 15th
Anti-Clock day: August 26th"

and more quoting off absent:
"I believe "Glock Day" would be defunct for all intents and purposes, what with the Glock Group no longer active. There's also "Daily Day" - which occurs during the submission of the 100th dailytoon (the date varies). I believe "F-day" (which no longer takes place?) is also defunct, and occurred on different days, as does "Portal Splode Day" (recently taking place on the 15th this month)."

One off:
Denvish Day: December 5th (2005)
Inglor Day: September 25th (2005)
Wade Day: November 3rd (2005)
Madness Day: September 22nd (2007)

1.11 What is the NG Font?
The title is Featured- Item or TekutekuAL (no difference)

The Other stuff (I haven't seen any others) is Arial which is on your computer (should be)

1.12 My Flash got deleted, but it was over 1.60, why?
Read this

Section 2- Userpages

2.1 I Can't Access User Page Layout or Other Favorites what do I do?
Re-Design Bug- wait

2.2 Userpage Images
If you want a picture of yourself or an icon that can be seen on PMs, you can add one here

If you want a banner on your userpage like the one here (where it says "Hells Kitchen" (it was the most obvious one to show so there)), you can add one to your userpage here

2.3 How do I Have an Icon that replaces my level icon?
For those that are really thick, look at where Mindchamber's level icon should be- To do this, you need to become an administrator which will take you forever.

2.4 When I try to Put my News Post on the Front Page (when I'm editing it) the link doesn't work, why?
You need to have submitted a flash... then it appears in the "Author's News" Section

Section 3- Reviews, Chain Mail and Whistle Points

3.1 Why isnt My Whistle Level Going Up?
[09/12/07 update] The Review Mods can delete stuff now BUT it should be quite slow due to a MASSIVE backlog. Also, you may have flagged the wrong things

3.2 I've got tonnes of Chain Mail... What do I do?
Standard Procedure- Add Them to Your Block Contact List and Delete Their PM and move on in life and DO NOT MAKE A BBS THREAD ABOUT IT OR YOU COULD BE BANNED

3.3 I've Seen Tonnes of Chain Reviews, What Do I Do?
Easy, Click "Abusive" and get on with Life, Review Mods will delete it and move on in life DO NOT MAKE A BBS THREAD ABOUT IT OR YOU COULD BE BANNED

3.4 I'm a Dumb Fuck, I posted Chain Mail in reviews, I dont want to be banned forever, What Do I do?
From My Experience, Speak to a Review Mod, and tell them what you did (its better then them finding out)

3.5 How can I see my Reviews
[28/09/07] You can see it by accessing target's userpage and clicking review.

3.6 My review just got deleted, but it isn't abusive- why did it get deleted then?
Well, it may break the review rules which can be found in the FAQ (Ctrl+F, then type review, then it will be highlighted and all you do is click!). If you are still not sure, ask it here... (the news post for those who are really that idiotic)

3.7 What is an Abusive Review?
Here is the best guide to abusive reviews on NG (in my opinion)... Read it and if you have anymore questions, ask...

3.8 How does one Acquire Whistle Points?
There are 2 Ways of acquiring whistle points.

1) Flagging Reviews

The most common way. When you look at reviews, beneath them, you will see a
"4 / 4 people found this review helpful.
Did you?
Yes
No
Abusive"

If the Review is abusive (Section 3.7), and you click abusive, after a certain number of flags, a review mod (section 7.3), will look at it, if it is abusive, it will be deleted and you will GAIN whistle points, if it is not, the flags will be cleared and you will LOSE whistle points.

2) Flagging Submissions Under Judgment
When a submission is under judgment, you will see a

""This movie is stolen.
This movie is malicious (e.g. auto-spawns pop-up windows).
This movie is unsuitable (e.g. hardcore adult, porn slideshow, hateful, illegal)."

If it does break any rules, click which one that applies, after a certain number of flags (Section 3.9; just below) , it will be under administrative review, an administrator (Section 7.1) will delete it if it does break a rule and you gain whistle points.

So,
IF YOU FLAG A REVIEW, and it is deleted, you GAIN WHISTLE POINTS
IF YOU FLAG A REVIEW, and it is not deleted, YOU LOSE WHISTLE POINTS, however, they can clear it without negative penalty points, but only rarely, and in special circumstances.

IF YOU FLAG A SUBMISSION UNDER JUDGMENT, and it is BLAMMED, and it doesn't go under administrative review, your whistle points DO NOT CHANGE
IF YOU FLAG A SUBMISSION UNDER JUDGMENT, and it is PROTECTED,and it doesn't go under administrative review, your whistle points DO NOT CHANGE
IF YOU FLAG A SUBMISSION UNDER JUDGMENT, and it goes under administrative review, and it is DELETED, your whistle points RISE
IF YOU FLAG A SUBMISSION UNDER JUDGMENT, and it goes under administrative review and is NOT deleted, your whistle points become less

Also,

Whistle Points from a deleted review < Whistle Points from a submission

Since submissions are rarer. Also, Rage's gift to you: Abusive reviews is a thread where people put abusive reviews, however, some links aren't abusive, so it's your fault if you get a garbage.

3.9 How many Flags are required for a review to be deleted?
A review will be brought to the attention of a review moderator (Section 7.3) if there are enough flags. Different whistles have different flagging powers:

A garbage whistle has a flag power of 0.00
A normal whistle has a flag power between 1.00 and 1.99
A bronze whistle has a flag power between 2.00 and 2.99
A silver whistle has a flag power between 3.00 and 3.99
A gold whistle has a flag power between 4.00 and 4.99
A deity whistle has a fixed flag power of 5.00

If the total number of flags>4.00, it will be brought to the attention of a review moderator. Also, a moderator can delete any review if they are new - i.e written within the past two weeks.

However, moderators cannot delete old reviews unless they are above the 4 flags range, and the said moderator themselves has cannot delete a review if their flag pushes it over the limit, however, if more whistles flag that review after that mod flags over the limit, then that said moderator can then delete that review.

Section 4- Ideas and Icons

4.1 I can't submit Icons, Why?
It should be fixed now... However, if you can't, try clearing your cache (Section 6.7), or using a different browser

4.2 I have the World's Most AMAZING IDEA for NG, what do I do?
CURRENTLY, (I will update this), the Idea's Page is down. So, write your idea down (or record it someway) and wait. However, if you are looking for the old pages, they are here:

Ideas for Newgrounds' Evolution
Ideas for Newgrounds' Evolution Mk2

Section 5-The Audio Portal

5.1 I just submitted An Audio Submission to The Audio Portal, Why Hasn't it Appeared?
from the FAQ:
"Q: Why doesn't my audio submission appear instantly in the Audio Portal like it does in the Flash Portal?

A: Audio submissions go through an approval process. We do this because it's much easier to pass off stolen audio submissions as original work than it is for movies and games. Once users become approved they may continue to submit original tracks and loops."

5.2 What Software Do I Used to Make Audio?
There is a list here (under software...

Section 6- The BBS
6.1 What are the BBS Rules?

There are many rules in the forum. I recommend that you read all of them before you start posting (They are easy to understand) and theres not much excuse if you do get banned. So, just read it...

Here are the Forum Rules (some mods make topics and news posts as they are really annoyed at trends, these topics I have added:
General Forum Rules
Flash Collab Rules
Clubs and Crews Advice Thread
Audio Rules
Art Forum Rules
Rucklo's Collection of Topics
Achieve of Bad Topics
Story Threads
Parody Topics
Parody Topics- Why They are Deleted
I Feel Like Banning...
Improve Your Subject Titles!
Omg New Feature
[Cheekyvincent's Notes: please give me links if I have missed any]

6.2 A BBS topic just disappeared... why?
It was probably deleted by a mod or admin. If you had read the thread, it will be in your history (unless you delete you history every minute to hide the fact that you look at porn even though your underaged) . To access your history, simply press Ctrl+H and if you have a smart browser (presumably Firefox), type the name of the topic (or just the first word or even letter(s), you should find it...

It could have also broken forum rules (Section 6.1 Topic just above)

6.3 What is a Forum Signature?
A sig is some text that always appears below your forum posts (e.g. my one begins with "Random Daily Thought" and also, you can add a picture too, (where mine says "I SPAMMED YOUR NEWS POST"...

6.4 Where can I add a Sig?
Here, remember that it must be either .jpeg or .gif format and must be bigger then 20*20 pixels and smaller than 550*50 pixels

6.5 I Just made the World's Most Awesome Animated Sig, why can't I upload it?
Sorry to disappoint you, we aren't allowed animated sigs now, its been like this since the re-design

6.6 What is a Spam Topic?
You can find out what a spam topic is here.
NOTE: Posting in a Spam Topic can get you banned from the BBS

6.7 I have changed my sig, but it hasn't changed, why?
You need to clear your cache as your browser is caching it, to do that, it depends on your browser:

If you use Mozilla Firefox, go here
If you use Internet Explorer 6, go here
If you use Internet Explorer 7, go here
If you use Safari, go here
If you use Opera, go here
If you use AOL and Netscape, go here

6.8 How do I Make words Gray in my Posts in The BBS
To make words grey, it's really simple, simply put a colon ":" and a space at the front of a line. So, your post should look like:

: Hello

This also automatically does it if you quote someone (click "Reply & Quote") and their text will be grey to show you have quoted.

6.9 What are the Lists in the Wi/Ht Forum?
There are tonnes of lists, here are just some- (more to be added)
Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge
Top 10,000+ Exp / B-P / Post List
Top 300 Posters List
Top 100 Reviewers List
Top 100 Audio Reviewers List
Top 100 Responses List
Top Voting Power List
Top 50 Protectors List
Top 50 Blammers List
Rest of Top Posters List
B/P ranks 51+
Where is/How to? Memberlist

NOTE: I AM AWARE THAT THERE ARE NUMEROUS OTHERS, HOWEVER, DUE TO THE FACT IT WOULD BE USELESS AND A WASTE OF CHARACTERS (AS I AM NOW), I HAVE ONLY POSTED THE LINKS THAT HAVE BEEN POSTED IN SINCE 11TH MAY 2007 (6 MONTHS BEFORE 11TH NOVEMBER 2007)

Section 7- Administrators and Moderators
Special thanks to kidray76 for giving me the list of review, audio and icon mods. Remember, if these are wrong, feel free to spam him.
7.1 Who are the Administrators?

The Admin are different to staff (admins control the site, staff help by making script etc.) Thanks to Rucklo for this bit.

The Admin are (they are Red at the bottom of the BBS page and have bold text)
TomFulp, WadeFulp, liljim, Ross, Tim
FACT: There are 5 admins

The Staff are: (the Admin are also Staff and the staff all have icons)

TomFulp, WadeFulp, Stamper, JohnnyUtah, MindChamber, liljim, Ross, Tim, bob and mike.

Alternatively, you can see all the Staff in a Street-Fighter style selector with more facts here.

7.2 Who are the Forum Mods?
A List of the forum mods can be found at the bottom of every forum page. However, for those idiot enough, here is a list (that took me forever)

Afro-Ninja, Alastor, aviewaskewed, bigbadron, BlackmarketKraig, bob, BobbyJenkins, BRS, Canas, CaptainBob, Carmilla, DanMalo, DarkArchon, [Note: Denvish is NO LONGER a BBS mod!], DirtySyko, Dobio, Enoll, FIGMENTUM, FUNKbrs, Gooch, HAQnSPITT, HuIk, idle, JadeTheAssassin, Jercurpac, jmtb02, Joe, JohnnyUtah, Jonas, JoS, Kirk-Cocaine, Luis, mamatequilla, Maus, mightypotato, MindChamber, NegativeONE, Newgrundling, Ozcar, poxpower, Proteas, PsychoGoldfish, RageVI, ramagi, RedCircle, Revenant, Rucklo, Saturday, SevenSeize, Shrapnel, Stamper, StephanosGnomon, Ted-Easton, Terminator, Tremour, UberBarista, VeryProudofYa, Zendra and Zerok
and the admins

7.3 Who are the Review Mods?
The official list is:

absent, aviewaskewed, BlueHippo, BobbyJenkins, Canas, CaptainBob, Carmilla, FIGMENTUM, idle, Jercurpac, Jonas, jonthomson, kidray76, life, Maus, Ozcar, RageVI, ramagi, Seamonky, SevenSeize, ShitOnAStick, Stormwarden, Streakydesign, Terminator, tigerkitty, UberBarista and Zendra
and the admins

7.4 Who are the Audio Mods?
They are:

BadBit, bigbadron, CaptainBob, DanMalo, DarKsidE555, Denvish, Dobio, DodgerOfZion, Gooch, Joe, Jonas, LJCoffee, MaestroRage, Maus, ParagonX9, poxpower, Proteas, RageVI, Recoil, RedCircle, Remisser, Rucklo, StephanosGnomon, TheShrike and UberBarista

7.5 Who are the Icon Mods?
The official list ist:

Afro-Ninja, altr, Bendo, bigbadron, CaptainBob, Carmilla, Denvish, Dobio, Hulk, Joe, jonthomson, life, NegativeONE, Newgrundling, Ozcar, RageVI, ramagi RedCircle, Ted-Easton, Terminator, TheShrike and UberBarista

7.6 Who are the Bots and what do they do?
There are 3 bots. A bot is a program that does a task automatically. There are 3 bots-

1) A- BOT- Audio Bot- It helps with the Audio Portal

2) M- BOT- Moderator- Bot- It tells users of bans and review deletions.

3) P- BOT Portal- Bot- It gives post information in posts (in forums) about the Audio Portal. It also gives you an email if you submit an entry into the Flash Portal and tells if it is blammed.

All the Bots have their own icons AND have purple aura.

NOTE: You can not become a bot, you are in real life! A bot is a computer program!

Section 8- Links recognized By Cheekyvincent to be Helpful
Due to the amount of characters I have left, I have only put links that I have rated a 6/10 and above

Newgrounds FAQ- This provides useful, easy to read answers about Newgrounds. However, there are some gaps, and thats why I made this. 8/10

Newgrounds FAQ II Useful post made by Newgrundling. It is also like the FAQ, but with some gaps. However, others have also added info. 7/10

Reviews/ Review Modding- and 'Why review rules are what they are'- This is where you can ask questions about reviews and his modding. He replies within 3 days (normally). It also includes an explanation of review rules. Due to the fact there are two sections, I am giving it a 9/10

NG Log [External Site]- This is a site where you can keep yourself up to date with your stats. Except for that, it doesn't do much, so 6/10

Rage's gift to you: Abusive reviews is a thread where people put abusive reviews, however, some links aren't abusive, so it's your fault if you get a garbage, due to the unreliability factor; 6/10

Bannable posts and BBS rules, ala Zerok- This is a news post that tells you what you can't post and the consequences are if you do post it. HOWEVER (and this is the big fat but,) you can't post comments unless you are a mod and you will have to PM him. Because of that big but, I give it a 6/10.

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rahter then doing a stupid post...

Posted by Cheekyvincent Aug. 17, 2007 @ 1:07 PM EDT

have you noticed the weapons? how comes a better weapon is a lower level? for example, how can a whip be better than a hammer? in those cruel murder cases you here, how many is a whip used to kill someone? in really horrible ones, (well in one i read), one example is the yorkshire ripper...

: I WANT MY HAMMER BACK DAMMIT

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